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Hi. I'm a teenager. And between school, sports, and my girlfriend Linda—Hey Linda!—it can get pretty exhausting. That's why I try to nap whenever I can. I usually only have time for one nap a week, so as much as possible I try to nap on Wednesday. It's pretty much in the middle of the week, and that just sorta makes sense. I don't know. Shut up! I'm horny.

Wednesday. A good day to take a nap.