HAIKU #556

The way I see it
Every year ending in 9
Is a party year

#RAVE

HAIKU #555

If you don't succeed
And don't want to try again
I suggest quitting

HAIKU #554

What if you could go
So apeshit it would defy
The laws of physics?

HAIKU #553

Crumbs are no match for
The adhesive quality
Of the human tongue

#CleanPlateClub

HAIKU #552

People need laughter
If we don't laugh frequently
Our souls atrophy

HAIKU #551

Who's the best actor?
Any guesses? You give up?
It's Nicolas Cage

HAIKU #550

There's a brokenness
Inherent to humans which
No upgrade can fix

HAIKU #549

I don't trust people
Who don't watch women's soccer
So yeah, most people

HAIKU #548

Life gets more peaceful
When we prepare for Heaven
And stop sweating Earth