HAIKU #400

My only virtue
Is sometimes going limp so
God can carry me

#Willful #Depraved #Broken #Redeemed

HAIKU #399

Don't buy underpants
Unless they're futuristic
No excuses, bro

#FutureDrawers #Fresh2Death #Bros4Life

HAIKU #398

When you're a grown-up
Try to live a life that makes
Your inner child smile

HAIKU #397

Men are learning that
Lots of women do not like
Sexual assault

#ChangeIsOverdue #TheMoreYouKnow

HAIKU #396

The past is like gum
Chew on it for what it's worth
And then spit it out

HAIKU #395

Don't be impressed by
Self-satisfied narcissists
That shit's wack, homie!

#KeepItReal #SmileMore #StayHumble

HAIKU #394

When some grown-ups talk
It's unbearably boring
Weren't they ever kids?

HAIKU #393

Lots of people who
Are a "10" on the outside
Are a "1" inside

#NotImpressedByAppearances

HAIKU #392

Put the game on mute
Crank up the Tori Amos
That's real football, bro

#NFL #2VenusAndBack #Bros4Life

HAIKU #391

When my eyes go black
And my molecules decay
You'll still paint my sky