HAIKU #900

The end of one thing

Is the start of another

Goodbye and hello!

HAIKU #899

Socializing is

For building relationships

Not one's own ego

HAIKU #898

Let's stay in and watch

A Hallmark Christmas movie

Those things are sick, bro

HAIKU #897

Jesus is the light

That has overcome darkness

For all who consent

HAIKU #896

If you're going bald

The best Christmas present is

A lifelike merkin

HAIKU #895

No matter your age

You're still in development

Not unlike a child

HAIKU #894

There's nothing quite like

The idiotic thrill of

Cutting your own hair

HAIKU #893

The best way to live

Is with curiosity

And humility

HAIKU #892

Missing a workout

By only a day or two

Doesn't matter much

HAIKU #891

When faced with a lack

Of institutional trust

Systems collapse, bruh

HAIKU #890

Criticism should

Always be offered with love

To help someone grow

HAIKU #889

Jesus Christ deserves

Likes, retweets, new followers

And constant trending

HAIKU #888

Truly great people

Take the time to go online

And post a haiku