HAIKU #547

I'm the kind of guy
Who eats crackers in my bed
Like a naughty sphinx

HAIKU #546

Airports are the best
For diverse people watching
Also, for airplanes

HAIKU #545

It's flattering that
Strangers often mistake me
For Channing Tatum

HAIKU #544

It's better to be
Poor with dope rhymes than to be
Rich with wack-ass rhymes

#ChineseProverb

HAIKU #543

Two distinguished pets
Are the stately strutting cock
And mighty he-goat

HAIKU #542

Happiness is good
If produced by happy things
The rest is madness