HAIKU #186

Don't be a hero
Halloween is dangerous
Be a mermaid, bro

#HappyHalloween #MerMAN #Bros4Life

HAIKU #185

You're my plot of land
You're my final resting place
You're my open grave

#LoveYouToDeath

HAIKU #184

It's all fun and games
Until the authorities
Start finding bodies

#SafetyFirst

DELUSIONAL ROMANTIC'S EPITAPH

Here lies
SO-AND-SO,
an Artist.

Granted,
he never
produced
any real
Art.

However,
he'd like you
to believe
that IF he had,
it would
have been
the best Art
ever created
in the History
of Man.

HAIKU #183

Fuck all the haters
I'm gonna take a hot bath
With lots of bubbles

#BigBoss #MilkAndHoney

HAIKU #182

We should be humble
There's more to reality
Than we can perceive

HAIKU #181

Cherish secrecy
The romance of private life
Avoid deception

#MYSTERY #LIGHT

HAIKU #180

Space-time is a game
We've never made it this far
Who knows what comes next?

HAIKU #179

Let me memorize
The poetry of your soul
And of your body

#Intimacy #SincereMotherfucker

HAIKU #178

Too far from the den
Ripped apart by screeching wolves
Goodbye, little fox

#GrizzlyMan #RIP

HAIKU #177

Need a workout jam?
Try "Return to Innocence"
Thank me later, bro

#Enigma #Bros4Life

HAIKU #176

You're fuckin' jacked, bro
I want a body like that
Can you pass the soap?

#ShowerTalk #FitnessGoals #Bros4Life

HAIKU #175

Even though you're ripped
Let's leave nothing to chance, bro
I'll spot your next set

#Loyalty #SafetyFirst #Bros4Life