HAIKU #119

On Thanksgiving Day
I want to stuff your turkey
Think about it, girl

#BALLER

HAIKU #118

We should live each day
Not as our last, but as if
We don't have a past

HAIKU #117

Swearing is tasteful
Only when it's done just right
Watch and learn, fucker

#OldMoney

HAIKU #116

When given the choice
Between orgasms and food
Lab rats starve to death