HAIKU #951

Life is a movie

Meaning it's long, and boring

And I need more snacks

HAIKU #950

Anyone who writes

At least one haiku per month

Must be good in bed

HAIKU #949

Lots of football games

Get decided by bad calls

Seems pretty dumb, bro

HAIKU #948

Sometimes you find love

When you show people your soul

Sometimes you eat shit

HAIKU #947

What's it gonna take

To get bingo made into

An Olympic sport?

HAIKU #946

We don't understand

Even the most basic things

Nor should we want to

HAIKU #945

Part of me tells me

I should use my time wisely

Part of me says, "Nah!"

HAIKU #944

All signs indicate

That most people nowadays

Are fucked up and lost

HAIKU #943

As we get older

We notice more and more things

Except when we're drunk

HAIKU #942

It's a little sad

That kids today never go

To video stores

HAIKU #941

Sometimes you wonder

If you're a crazy person

But I know you are

HAIKU #940

A fortune teller

Once told me that I would write

Shitty poetry

HAIKU #939

Time waits for no one

Unless black holes are involved

Then it sort of does

HAIKU #938

As the western world

Is in cultural decline

K-pop works that ass