HAIKU #417

People on TV
Are mostly phony show-offs
Acting like dipshits

#BooksAreBetter

HAIKU #416

Everybody wins
When we all serve each other
Rather than ourselves

HAIKU #415

How many doctors
Does it take to fix my balls?
So far, at least four

#RiddleMeThis #WhenWillItEnd #ScrotumGames2018

HAIKU #414

Do you know you're loved?
If not, I'll prove it right now
I love you, [Your Name]

#ItGotPersonal

HAIKU #413

Life is a ballet
Of sad and out-of-breath clowns
Fucking themselves numb

HAIKU #412

I don't like tattoos
Unless they're facial tattoos
Somehow those just work

HAIKU #411

We must not mistake
Earth for heaven or for hell
Both ways lead to death

HAIKU #410

I don't like tattoos
Unless you have a tattoo
In which case, it's nice

HAIKU #409

Justin Timberlake
Is bringing "SexyBack" back
But is it too soon?

#SuperBowl #Halftime #Minneapolis

HAIKU #408

Blessed is the one
Who is neither set for life
Nor in want today

#DailyBread