HAIKU #953

Women's basketball

Is a hundred times better

Than real basketball

HAIKU #952

When life moves too fast

It's healthy to slow it down

By faking your death

HAIKU #951

Life is a movie

Meaning it's long, and boring

And I need more snacks

HAIKU #950

Anyone who writes

At least one haiku per month

Must be good in bed

HAIKU #949

Lots of football games

Get decided by bad calls

Seems pretty dumb, bro

HAIKU #948

Sometimes you find love

When you show people your soul

Sometimes you eat shit

HAIKU #947

What's it gonna take

To get bingo made into

An Olympic sport?