HAIKU #300

I won't rest until
My life is exactly like
A Step Up movie

#NewYear #AllThatMatters

HAIKU #299

If you do it right
A spanking is really loud
But it doesn't hurt

#SomethingToThinkAbout

HAIKU #298

Blessed is the man
Who has neither memory
Nor bad impulses

HAIKU #297

Assholes like to brag
Impressing each other with
Phony asshole shit

#EffThatNoise #KeepItReal #SaveTheChildren

HAIKU #296

I have empathy
For the freaks and the outcasts
And, somehow, Brad Pitt

#HappyBirthdayMotherfucker

HAIKU #295

One day I'll be dead
And everything will be fine
But, until then, pain!

#TisTheSeason

HAIKU #294

Your dong is messed up
But this is your lucky day
I'm a surgeon, bro

#DongRepair #Bros4Life

HAIKU #293

All you need is love
And air, and water, and food
But mostly just love

#SCIENCE

HAIKU #292

Negotiations
Often work out best for those
Who least say "whatevs"

#Business #Strategy #Success

HAIKU #291

Hey, you know that thing?
The one that's impossible?
We just did that thing

#EverythingIsPossible