HAIKU #700

I wish for you peace

Joy that transcends circumstance

And each day your bread

HAIKU #699

I miss having a

Social motivation for

Keeping my place clean

#Pandemic #LivingAlone #HotMess

HAIKU #698

Santa didn't come

But it's a perfect Christmas

Because Jesus did

HAIKU #697

When in quarantine

Little Howard likes citrus

Way of the future

HAIKU #696

There's always a chance

That events are being faked

With illusion tech

HAIKU #695

When you are posing

For a sexy photograph

You should always smile

HAIKU #694

It's human nature

To worship the things we've made

But God says not to

HAIKU #693

A good song fills you

With wonder and affection

And lights up your soul

HAIKU #692

Knowing someone's deeds

Is not the same as knowing

Their motivation

HAIKU #691

The world is brutal

Any moment of comfort

Is a welcome gift

HAIKU #690

A lot can go wrong

When people don't trust God's love

And obey his word

HAIKU #689

In difficult times

It's important to enjoy

Every small blessing

HAIKU #688

A society

Should incentivize virtues

While protecting rights

HAIKU #687

Blessed is the child

Who receives swift discipline

From a gentle hand

HAIKU #686

Earth is not our home

Earthly things will wash away

Like footprints in sand

HAIKU #685

Porn won't satisfy

So when you're feeling horny

Steal a mannequin

HAIKU #684

If something is free

But it still takes up your time

It's not really free

HAIKU #683

There's always darkness

You can choose to focus on

And there's always light

HAIKU #682

Groups would do well to

Stop condemning other groups

And fix their own flaws

HAIKU #681

Some drive themselves mad

With proud despair believing

They know the future

HAIKU #680

All I feel is love

Love for an anxious nation

Love for each person

HAIKU #679

Don't vote for Kanye

If there's a better option

So... Vote for Kanye?

HAIKU #678

Bodies are like tents

Whereas glorified bodies

Will be like buildings

HAIKU #677

When we don't forgive

It's because we're outwitted

By our own demons

HAIKU #676

Opinions are fine

But those that become too strong

Do more harm than good

HAIKU #675

Each moment is new

Don't get fooled into thinking

You've been here before

HAIKU #674

There is always room

To disagree with someone

Without being rude

HAIKU #673

Your identity

Should be based on what you love

Not on what you hate

HAIKU #672

Time does not linger

She strolls with steady purpose

Fixed on gentle goals

HAIKU #671

If you must insult

Those who disagree with you

You might be brainwashed

HAIKU #670

Love is what matters

In all we think, say, and do

The rest is just noise

HAIKU #669

Now more than ever

It feels old-timey and pure

To watch a ballgame

HAIKU #668

Narratives are clean

Whereas the truth is messy

It will challenge you

HAIKU #667

A conversation

Should resemble playing catch

Not playing dodgeball

HAIKU #666

Don't let the devil

Fill up your mind with insults

You barbaric twat

HAIKU #665

People are good at

Ignoring things that challenge

Their biased worldviews

HAIKU #664

Don't get settled in

To these bodies or this earth

We're just visiting

HAIKU #663

The best kinds of art

Lift up human consciousness

To a divine height

HAIKU #662

I'll be happy to
Race in the Olympics when
People run butt-first

#ChangeTheGame

HAIKU #661

I'm a cowboy now
My whole life is horses and
Girls in cowboy hats

HAIKU #660

The thing about art
Is that most of it is trash
Would you like a drink?

HAIKU #659

Feelings are like cum
They get out no matter what
Sometimes in public

#SaltOfTheEarth

HAIKU #658

The name is Gatsby
The game is drunk tickle fights
How bout it, old sport?

#RolePlay #GameNight

HAIKU #657

I miss mud wrestling
With pirates and dwarves and clowns
Thanks, COVID-19

#FridayFeelings

HAIKU #656

Writing a haiku
Is all about syllables
Each line requires the

#RanOutOfSpace

HAIKU #655

It's destructive when
People act on pure instinct
Rather than thinking

HAIKU #654

Don't allow the world
To malnourish your spirit
Feed your inner child

#Play #Love #Fun

HAIKU #653

Talent and genius
Count for exactly nothing
If your soul is lost

HAIKU #652

We each see the world
In a more biased way than
It's meant to be seen

HAIKU #651

You can't fight all fights
So you must prioritize
One or two that count

#FreeBritney #ReleaseTheSnyderCut

HAIKU #650

Salvation goes to
Not those who have sinned the least
But those who repent

#WeAllFallShort #GodForgives

HAIKU #649

Being present is
Like balancing on a ball
That's always moving

HAIKU #648

I'm a romantic
But not concerning people
People are monsters

#BeautyIsEverywhere

HAIKU #647

When you feel angry
You can be productive by
Throwing out old shit

#RageCleaning

HAIKU #646

He who boasts will fall
While the one of humble heart
Shall be lifted up

HAIKU #645

Mob mentality
In support of a just cause
Is still off-putting

HAIKU #644

Seek understanding
Rather than seeking a trap
To use on your foes

HAIKU #643

I'm resistant to
Any movement that condemns
Independent thought

HAIKU #642

Any two people
Should be able to cross paths
Without fear or hate

#World #SquadGoals

HAIKU #641

Listen to people
But don't defer mindlessly
Your thoughts matter too

#Patience #Conversation #Love

HAIKU #640

Philosophers are
People who think about stuff
Till they get confused

HAIKU #639

Science is just a
Popularity contest
Don't trust scientists

#LOL

HAIKU #638

Doing lunges is
Like stretching and working out
At the same time, bro

#LegDay #FeelTheBurn #Bros4Life

HAIKU #637

I think everything
Should be infused with humor
Good-natured humor

#Joy #Warmth #Light

HAIKU #636

Relationships fail
When two selfish people stop
Wanting the same thing

HAIKU #635

I have no patience
For sad songs about the past
Learn and move on, bro

#LookForward #FutureIsGood

HAIKU #634

It's hard to complain
When your role in saving lives
Is just to stay home

#Perspective #Endurance #Gratitude

HAIKU #633

Don't identify
With darkness of any kind
Your essence is light

HAIKU #632

Good music uplifts
It acts as a stimulant
Not a depressant

HAIKU #631

Somehow at dinner
I got marinara sauce
In my fucking eye

HAIKU #630

Listening to books
Has been a great way to learn
That my books don't talk

HAIKU #629

Is recklessness cool?
Not medical recklessness
Other kinds, maybe

#FollowGuidelines #StayWell #PartyLater

HAIKU #628

Dear Millennials,
Please postpone your beach hookups
With random hotties

#Pandemic #DoYourPart

HAIKU #627

Global pandemics
Aren't all they're cracked up to be
Not recommended

#YelpReview

HAIKU #626

We need to infuse
Joy into our daily lives
And communities

#Bold #Fearless #Love

HAIKU #625

I would rather be
Offended by people than
Not letting them speak

#DiversityOfThought #MarketplaceOfIdeas

HAIKU #624

We are not our flaws
What we are is beautiful
And perfectly loved

#Faith #Sanctification #Grace

HAIKU #623

Youth casts a wide net
Enthusiastic to catch
Piles of worthless shit

HAIKU #622

The world is insane
Everybody is brainwashed
And deeply broken

#DovePromises

HAIKU #621

Want to be da bomb?
Set bomb goals, make bomb choices
And think bomb-ass thoughts

HAIKU #620

Life is confusing
When in doubt, shake that sweet ass
Like the pilgrims did

#NewWorld #NewYou

HAIKU #619

On Valentine's Day
I send candy and flowers
Right down my own pants

HAIKU #618

Ask yourself questions
And don't give lazy answers
Why not? Just because

HAIKU #617

The last thing you need
Is to be meeting strange men
In hotel rooms, bro

#JakeGyllenhaal #Bros4Life

HAIKU #616

Good vibe make dem smile
Dutty riddim make dem dance
Island boy no lie!

HAIKU #615

I relate to songs
About dropping that ass low
Deep down low, in fact

HAIKU #614

As long as I live
I'll work hard to stay fit like
A Charlie's Angel

#RealMan #GirlSquad

HAIKU #613

I find it sexy
When women fully embrace
Their catlike nature

HAIKU #612

Healing is a path
Not a funky disco door
That hot noise takes time

#SorryForSwearing

HAIKU #611

Good conversations
Require each person to be
Humble and open

HAIKU #610

Off-brand pretzel sticks
Taste better when you dip them
In off-brand honey

#ProTip #UndauntedSnacker

HAIKU #609

You can't know the truth
By making up what you want
The truth must be learned

HAIKU #608

Your words have power
So choose each word skillfully
Like, real skillfully

HAIKU #607

The gospel's effect
Is to remove your burdens
Not to add new ones

#GoodNews #ItIsFinished

HAIKU #606

My doctors tell me
My body is a temple
A temple of doom

HAIKU #605

Even when you're sad
Avoid making sad choices
Make healthy choices

#EatRight #WorkOut #BeKind

HAIKU #604

Life can be painful
And surprisingly awkward
Even for a pimp

#DiscoDaddy

HAIKU #603

We learn how to speak
By others speaking to us
Love is the same way

HAIKU #602

Work on your grammar
And vocabulary so
You can use words good

HAIKU #601

Don't identify
With one group or another
We are all the same