HAIKU #800

I could be happy

Living in a mansion with

Lots of fun strippers

HAIKU #799

It's unhealthy to

Make negative assumptions

About anyone

HAIKU #798

We'd all get along

If we were less judgmental

And more curious

HAIKU #797

If you bundle up

Low 20s is comfortable

For a winter walk

HAIKU #796

Life's predictable

Way more than you would expect

It's shocking, really

HAIKU #795

A very dumb goal

Is still better than no goal

Unless it's too dumb

HAIKU #794

The best Christmas gifts

Are the forgiveness of sins

And homemade toffee

HAIKU #793

When you live alone

It's good to talk to yourself

And play with yourself

HAIKU #792

Kids are innocent

Until they get corrupted

By this evil world

HAIKU #791

People on TV

Are a lot more obnoxious

Than they used to be

HAIKU #790

Today I saw birds

Hundreds of thousands of birds

Hiding in the trees

HAIKU #789

The world is evil

Therefore you are justified

In hating the world

HAIKU #788

A game is less fun

When the pieces are broken

And the rules are dumb

HAIKU #787

Space-time strikes me as

Something which has been designed

To serve a purpose

HAIKU #786

Sometimes the best plan

Is to have no plans at all

And no pants, either

HAIKU #785

Time endows us with

The capacity for change

Use it while you can

HAIKU #784

Sickness of body

Is far less concerning than

Sickness of spirit

HAIKU #783

In uncertain times

Make plans that are flexible

And be super chill

HAIKU #782

When you have a cold

Do your workout anyway

Just do what you can

HAIKU #781

The people in charge

Seem to want to end the world

So... live for today?

HAIKU #780

No one has a clue

What it's like to be someone

Other than oneself

HAIKU #779

At mixed gatherings

What often unites people

Is Marvel movies

HAIKU #778

When something goes wrong

Do your best Drake impression

Say, "God's plan, God's plan"

HAIKU #777

Fortune is fickle

So even those with bad luck

Can hit the jackpot

HAIKU #776

To oppress people

And say it's for their own good

Is heroic, right?

HAIKU #775

When the days are short

It's the best time of the year

For watching movies

HAIKU #774

All earthly gains fade

As all flesh withers in time

Invest in your soul

HAIKU #773

On December 1st

I like to start rocking out

To Christmas bangerz