HAIKU #861

Preseason football

Is about as meaningful

As a you-know-what

HAIKU #860

The haiku format

Forces one to be succinct

Which I think is good

HAIKU #859

I don't have time for

Sad songs lamenting lost loves

I want future bounce

HAIKU #858

Make your COVID work

By pairing its symptoms with

A vintage ascot

HAIKU #857

Thanks to Gen Z slang

I can say today's breakfast

Is high-key bussin'

HAIKU #856 (free version w/ ads)

The more you know God

—Today's sponsor is Fitbit!—

The more you trust God

HAIKU #855

Each present moment

Should be framed by a "best of"

Drawn from past moments

HAIKU #854

It might be a stretch

To say that I *am* hip hop

But it might not be

HAIKU #853

The hole in my heart

Is the same size and shape as

An umbrella drink

HAIKU #852

During photo shoots

Act like each prop is a food

You're about to bite