HAIKU #103

People need saviors
The problem is most people
Don't want to get saved

ALL SAY

All say what you want to be
It's all for you
It's all for me

All say what you want to try
It's all the truth
It's all a lie

All say what you want to see
We all dissent
We all agree

All say that you want to die
It's understood
We answer "Why?"

All say where you want to go
It's all for real
It's all a show

All say what you want to do
It's insincere
I promise you

All say what you ought to know
I'm modest and
I told you so

All say where to rendezvous
We'll meet again
You'll know it's "Who?"

HAIKU #102

Find the weakest link
Strengthen the shit out of it
Then repeat those steps

ENDORSEMENT 12

I try to only swear once per day. And most days I don't swear at all. Unless I get the opportunity to use Reddi Wip. In which case I rip off my snowsuit and scream like a maniac: "REDDI WIP?! FUUUCK YEAH!!" Then I start crying and spraying it everywhere. Usually this happens in art museums full of small children.

Reddi Wip. Most days I don't swear at all.

HAIKU #101

God makes no mistakes
But those who act in His name
Screw up all the time

HAIKU #100

Death is not the end
It's just part of existence
One of the first parts

GREAT BUSINESS

This is perfect

Don't fuck with it

Dammit

We're bankrupt

HAIKU #99

Happiness or joy?
Happiness is for children
Joy is for adults