Monday, March 21, 2016

ENDORSEMENT 15

A lot of people ask me what type of motherfucker I am. And I say, "I don't know. A tropical paradise motherfucker?" And they say, "Yo. I don't think that's a type of motherfucker." So I say, "Okay. Maybe, like, a sunset beach resort type of motherfucker? What about that?" And they say, "Absolutely not." So I'm like, "Okay. Why don't you just tell me what types of motherfucker you have heard of?" And they're like, "Honestly, I don't feel comfortable tellin' you that shit." So I'm like, "You know what? Fuck y'all. If it's gonna be like that, I'm stickin' with my original answer."

Tropical Paradise Motherfucker. That's a type of motherfucker.

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