ENDORSEMENT 11

Hey there, honey. Obviously it's me. I know this is like the fifth video I've sent you today, but I don't know how else to reach you since you moved into the backyard and changed all the access combinations on our treehouse. Look, sweetheart, every marriage has its rough patches, but that doesn't mean you have to continue sleeping in the backyard like all the other unhappy housewives in this neighborhood. You've made your statement loud and clear, so why not come inside for a nice cup of Folgers Coffee and see if we can just put this whole mess behind us where it belongs? You may have noticed I'm even playing that Annie Lennox song you like. Enough is enough already. I love you. Let's make up.

Folgers Coffee. Come in from the backyard.