ENDORSEMENT 17

Damn. Cherry 7-Up is pretty. I mean, it tastes good too. But damn, you know? It looks like something you'd drink while watching a sunset in outer space. And yeah, I know, if you're in outer space, it's not like you can really watch a sunset. Because you've got, like, no sky or whatever. Look, I understand that. Don't get caught up in the scientific details of what I'm saying. I'm only trying to express a feeling. You know this is why we don't hang out anymore. Stop trying to debunk my shit, bro. You use your brain too much. Try using your heart for once. This is bullshit. I was in a good mood before. Now I have to go make balloon animals to cheer myself up again.

Cherry 7-Up. Try using your heart.