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Hi. I'm an international rap star. And when I'm in the club, I pretty much always need a soup spoon. Either because motherfuckers be frontin' or because motherfuckers be servin' that soup. So if I'm not assaulting yo' flagrant ass for actin' a fool, you can bet I be in the VIP section sippin' hot soup with that stripper you thought was your girl. Either way, don't get it twisted: a soup spoon's got my back for real.

Soup spoons. Keep an eye on her, homey.