ENDORSEMENT 16

What up. I get a lot of endorsement opportunities because I'm like a world-class beach volleyball instructor or whatever. In fact, I'm supposed to be teaching right now but it's cold as hell outside so nobody showed up, right? That's cool though because I'm sitting in my truck eating a can of Cheese Burger Pringles, dude. It tastes just like a real cheeseburger with extra pickles, right? Except check it: It's like potato chips or whatever in a long fuckin' cylinder, dude. Is that crazy as balls? Futuristic as hell, right? I got a DVD player in the truck so I'm watching The Best Man Holiday on DVD right now. If nobody shows up by the talent show scene I'm gonna bounce it over to McDonald's for a Pepsi, dude.

Cheese Burger Pringles. I'm supposed to be teaching right now.