ZOOLANDER 2: A REVIEW

By Marco H. Marco

Last night I had the pleasure of seeing Zoolander 2 with my great-aunt Estelle, who is 4 years younger than me. The stage was set for enchantment, as it was my first time visiting Záhrada, the premier rooftop garden theater in all of Prague. If you haven't, you simply must. Now, as many of you know, creating a successful movie sequel is like designing an iconic Spring Collection: Many have tried, few succeed. But, as an American might say, Zoolander 2 knocks it out of the park. Like a soccer ball. You must believe me when I say this movie has the heart of a Tibetan gladiator and the playful, elf-like humor of a young Eskimo princess. And that is not to even mention the fashion! To stitch words onto the fabric of such beauty would be to do the World of Form a sad injustice. Truly. Instead, treat yourself to a new wardrobe and see Zoolander 2 at your nearest rooftop garden theater. Because that, my beautiful friends, spells "luxury."

Five stars.