HAIKU #218
Quid pro quo, doctor
You don't know where I've been, Lou
Grazie, signore
#CelebrateMovies #OSCARS
Sunday, February 28, 2016
Saturday, February 27, 2016
ZOOLANDER 2: A REVIEW
By Marco H. Marco
Last night I had the pleasure of seeing Zoolander 2 with my great-aunt Estelle, who is 4 years younger than me. The stage was set for enchantment, as it was my first time visiting Záhrada, the premier rooftop garden theater in all of Prague. If you haven't, you simply must. Now, as many of you know, creating a successful movie sequel is like designing an iconic Spring Collection: Many have tried, few succeed. But, as an American might say, Zoolander 2 knocks it out of the park. Like a soccer ball. You must believe me when I say this movie has the heart of a Tibetan gladiator and the playful, elf-like humor of a young Eskimo princess. And that is not to even mention the fashion! To stitch words onto the fabric of such beauty would be to do the World of Form a sad injustice. Truly. Instead, treat yourself to a new wardrobe and see Zoolander 2 at your nearest rooftop garden theater. Because that, my beautiful friends, spells "luxury."
Five stars.
By Marco H. Marco
Last night I had the pleasure of seeing Zoolander 2 with my great-aunt Estelle, who is 4 years younger than me. The stage was set for enchantment, as it was my first time visiting Záhrada, the premier rooftop garden theater in all of Prague. If you haven't, you simply must. Now, as many of you know, creating a successful movie sequel is like designing an iconic Spring Collection: Many have tried, few succeed. But, as an American might say, Zoolander 2 knocks it out of the park. Like a soccer ball. You must believe me when I say this movie has the heart of a Tibetan gladiator and the playful, elf-like humor of a young Eskimo princess. And that is not to even mention the fashion! To stitch words onto the fabric of such beauty would be to do the World of Form a sad injustice. Truly. Instead, treat yourself to a new wardrobe and see Zoolander 2 at your nearest rooftop garden theater. Because that, my beautiful friends, spells "luxury."
Five stars.
Thursday, February 25, 2016
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
ENDORSEMENT 14
A lot of people spend their life savings trying to figure out if crocodiles have pubes. But not me. I've been studying crocodiles firsthand my entire adult life. And aside from the initial purchase of the crocodiles, my money stays where it belongs: in my pocket. Unless, of course, you factor in the cost of sheltering and feeding the crocodiles. But that's it. The rest of my money stays put. Except, I suppose, there are the occasional medical expenses whenever one of the crocodiles gets injured or sick, which is surprisingly often. And, in the rare event that you should ever have to bankroll a crocodile funeral, all I can say is watch out. No one prepared me for that. Look, full disclosure: I've spent my life savings trying to figure out if crocodiles have pubes. And all I'm asking for is a generous donation of hard cash and additional crocodiles so as I might continue this important line of research.
Crocodiles. I'm not sure if they have pubes.
A lot of people spend their life savings trying to figure out if crocodiles have pubes. But not me. I've been studying crocodiles firsthand my entire adult life. And aside from the initial purchase of the crocodiles, my money stays where it belongs: in my pocket. Unless, of course, you factor in the cost of sheltering and feeding the crocodiles. But that's it. The rest of my money stays put. Except, I suppose, there are the occasional medical expenses whenever one of the crocodiles gets injured or sick, which is surprisingly often. And, in the rare event that you should ever have to bankroll a crocodile funeral, all I can say is watch out. No one prepared me for that. Look, full disclosure: I've spent my life savings trying to figure out if crocodiles have pubes. And all I'm asking for is a generous donation of hard cash and additional crocodiles so as I might continue this important line of research.
Crocodiles. I'm not sure if they have pubes.
Monday, February 22, 2016
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