ENDORSEMENT 12

I try to only swear once per day. And most days I don't swear at all. Unless I get the opportunity to use Reddi Wip. In which case I rip off my snowsuit and scream like a maniac: "REDDI WIP?! FUUUCK YEAH!!" Then I start crying and spraying it everywhere. Usually this happens in art museums full of small children.

Reddi Wip. Most days I don't swear at all.