HAIKU #951

Life is a movie

Meaning it's long, and boring

And I need more snacks

HAIKU #950

Anyone who writes

At least one haiku per month

Must be good in bed

HAIKU #949

Lots of football games

Get decided by bad calls

Seems pretty dumb, bro

HAIKU #948

Sometimes you find love

When you show people your soul

Sometimes you eat shit

HAIKU #947

What's it gonna take

To get bingo made into

An Olympic sport?

HAIKU #946

We don't understand

Even the most basic things

Nor should we want to

HAIKU #945

Part of me tells me

I should use my time wisely

Part of me says, "Nah!"