HAIKU #161

When you're called to God
It's not like meeting the boss
It's like coming home

HAIKU #160

I hate when too much
Of my fortune is tied up
In precious metals

#INEXCUSABLE #SomeonesGettingFiredOverThis
 

HAIKU #159

Ignorance is bliss
Knowledge is often a curse
Wisdom is pure joy

HAIKU #158

I'm a collector
Of high-end candy dishes
And yes, I'm single

‪ ‪#Fenton #SpanishLace
 

HAIKU #157

How come in small towns
All the radio stations
Play power ballads?

#Escanaba #Roxette #2015 #WTF

HAIKU #156

Women must love rain
Because every time it rains
Most of them get wet

#SCIENCE

HAIKU #155

I built an A.I.
Out of sticks and egg cartons
It beats me at chess