HAIKU #940

A fortune teller

Once told me that I would write

Shitty poetry

HAIKU #939

Time waits for no one

Unless black holes are involved

Then it sort of does

HAIKU #938

As the western world

Is in cultural decline

K-pop works that ass

HAIKU #937

Being a human

Is the hardest thing there is

It's unnatural

HAIKU #936

This world is crazy

So when someone's not crazy

They stand out as weird

HAIKU #935

Parties can be great

Or depressing, or just dumb

I am a party

HAIKU #934

It's never too late

To begin your new career

As a twerking coach