HAIKU #716

Today I'm learning

What happens when you work out

While drinking whiskey

HAIKU #715

I wish everyone

Would calm down and stop trying

To bring back disco

HAIKU #714

Before breaking ground

Make sure your neighbors won't mind

Your nude lawn sculptures

HAIKU #713

If you go through life

Taking good things for granted

You will lose those things

HAIKU #712

I know what I like

So I spend my Friday nights

Plowing through Beaver

#LeaveItToBeaver

HAIKU #711

An establishment

That silences all dissent

Should not be our goal

HAIKU #710

No problem exists

That can fill you with darkness

Unless you let it