HAIKU #525

Who is Jesus Christ?
He is heaven's party host
RSVP now

#GetReady #BeThere

HAIKU #524

Always do your best
Even if your best is, like,
Really fucking bad

#MaximumEffort

HAIKU #523

The ice on your path
Is deadlier than it looks
Don't be a hero!

#Midwest #Weather #LetTheRingBearerDecide

HAIKU #522

Why does my hair grow
So much faster in the back?
Does God like mullets?

#SundayFunday

HAIKU #521

Not relating to
Someone's problem doesn't mean
It's their own damn fault

#DontJudge #JustHelp

HAIKU #520

Distribute kind words
With great generosity
They cost you nothing

HAIKU #519

Beautiful people
Often make the worst choices
Don't get fooled by looks