HAIKU #234

Each new puzzle piece
Gives us a more complete view
Of God's perspective

#LEARN #EXPLORE

HAIKU #233

There's a lost romance
That still exists in small towns
But not in cities

HAIKU #232

Smooth and elegant
Women are futuristic
Men evoke the past

HAIKU #231

We can change the world
Unless we lose focus or...
You know... whatever

HAIKU #230

Happy tenth birthday
To Lucky Number Slevin
The years have been kind

#Wallpaper #BathTowel #Shmoo

HAIKU #229

What the devil wants
Isn't just to make us bad
It's to make us slaves

#WAKEUP

ENDORSEMENT 16

What up. I get a lot of endorsement opportunities because I'm like a world-class beach volleyball instructor or whatever. In fact, I'm supposed to be teaching right now but it's cold as hell outside so nobody showed up, right? That's cool though because I'm sitting in my truck eating a can of Cheese Burger Pringles, dude. It tastes just like a real cheeseburger with extra pickles, right? Except check it: It's like potato chips or whatever in a long fuckin' cylinder, dude. Is that crazy as balls? Futuristic as hell, right? I got a DVD player in the truck so I'm watching The Best Man Holiday on DVD right now. If nobody shows up by the talent show scene I'm gonna bounce it over to McDonald's for a Pepsi, dude.

Cheese Burger Pringles. I'm supposed to be teaching right now.