HAIKU #143

Painted warrior
Chopping off this weary head
Release my spirit

#MountainRain

HAIKU #141

Time for mint juleps!
And women in funny hats!
What? There's a horse race?

#KentuckyDerby
 

HAIKU #142

Wise men understand
That a thousand wrong pictures
Aren't worth one right word

HAIKU #140

I think 50 Cent
Should design a new fragrance
Call it 50 Scent

#SmellGoodOrDieTrying

HAIKU #139

Being a Christian
Means you follow Jesus Christ
Not other Christians

#JesusGood #PeopleNotSoMuch

HAIKU #138

Too many options
I'm completely overwhelmed
Give me the blonde one

HAIKU #137

If I put up walls
It's not 'cause I don't like you
It's 'cause I like walls