HAIKU #161

When you're called to God
It's not like meeting the boss
It's like coming home

HAIKU #160

I hate when too much
Of my fortune is tied up
In precious metals

#INEXCUSABLE #SomeonesGettingFiredOverThis
 

HAIKU #159

Ignorance is bliss
Knowledge is often a curse
Wisdom is pure joy

HAIKU #158

I'm a collector
Of high-end candy dishes
And yes, I'm single

‪ ‪#Fenton #SpanishLace
 

HAIKU #157

How come in small towns
All the radio stations
Play power ballads?

#Escanaba #Roxette #2015 #WTF

HAIKU #156

Women must love rain
Because every time it rains
Most of them get wet

#SCIENCE

HAIKU #155

I built an A.I.
Out of sticks and egg cartons
It beats me at chess

HAIKU #154

With nothing to hide
In the paradise of God
We are all naked

HAIKU #153

Every day we're born
Every day we fall in love
Every day we die

#FEEL

HAIKU #152

One man's bleeding limb
Is another man's paintbrush
Suffering breeds art

HAIKU #151

We all have treasures
Buried beneath piles of junk
Get rid of the junk

HAIKU #150

Time waits for no man
But time does wait patiently
For lifelike sex-bots

#LiveYourDream

TEMPORARY

Your job is temporary
Your clothes are temporary

Your car is temporary
Your home is temporary

Your looks are temporary
Your health is temporary

Your life is temporary
Your soul is permanent

#LOVE

HAIKU #149

My mind is a star
My body is a planet
My hands are cities

BEAUTY

Real beauty
Has nothing to do
With common understanding

Morality
Has nothing to do
With vulgar right and wrong

Morality
Has only to do
With deep and purest beauty

Lost on those
Who'd be seduced
By a physical mirage