HAIKU #937

Being a human

Is the hardest thing there is

It's unnatural

HAIKU #936

This world is crazy

So when someone's not crazy

They stand out as weird

HAIKU #935

Parties can be great

Or depressing, or just dumb

I am a party

HAIKU #934

It's never too late

To begin your new career

As a twerking coach

HAIKU #933

Mankind's greatest works

Are the scribblings of a child

Compared to God's works

HAIKU #932

What happens to us

Is not as important as

How we choose to think

HAIKU #931

No matter your skills

You can't organize a race

With just one ostrich

HAIKU #930

When you do your best

The result might still be shit

But it's good enough

HAIKU #929

You don't need talent

To be a great musician

Oh wait, yes you do

HAIKU #928

Sometimes giving up

Is the fucking best option

Swearing also helps

HAIKU #927

Taylor Swift wishes

She could write a song like me

That's real freedom, bro

HAIKU #926

The point of summer

Is to catch vibes and chillax

With fruity-ass drinks

HAIKU #925

Those who make great art

Often get depressed because

No one gives a shit

HAIKU #924

I've been slacking off

Nonetheless my haiku game

Is still bananas

HAIKU #923

The world is evil

Thankfully it will not last

None of this will last

HAIKU #922

I don't like sad songs

I've had my share of sadness

Now it's time for joy!

HAIKU #921

The thing about time

Is that you can't stay the same

It's not an option

HAIKU #920

If you enjoy games

It's surprisingly easy

To have a good time

HAIKU #919

No more April Fools

Only May Fools up in here!

Where my May Fools at?

HAIKU #918

Watching basketball

Is better than playing it

At a certain age

HAIKU #917

It's almost insane

How you can lose track of time

On the internet

HAIKU #916

The older I get

The more I appreciate

The season of spring

HAIKU #915

Our private moments

Can be as weird as we want

But should not be dark

HAIKU #914

You can find magic

In ordinary moments

If you look for it

HAIKU #913

The end of the month

Is a good time for posting

A phoned-in haiku

HAIKU #912

Today I'm a mess

Tomorrow I'll be a mess

After that, who knows?

HAIKU #911

Being an artist

Means caring about details

No one notices

HAIKU #910

Feed yourself tokens

Wear out your buttons and knobs

Are you not amused?

HAIKU #909

As we're sanctified

We become more heavenly

Reflecting God's love

HAIKU #908

Living for yourself

Is not as rewarding as

Living for others

HAIKU #907

When I lose control

I eat too many rice cakes

And it's not pretty

HAIKU #906

Many artists have

A strange blend of empathy

And self-righteousness

HAIKU #905

God refines his flock

Not as silver tried in fire

But in affliction

HAIKU #904

In a lot of ways

I'm not living my best life

But I'm having fun!

HAIKU #903

I used to make art

Not to sound pretentious but

Now I transcend art

HAIKU #902

To live your best life

Don't be a perfectionist

Mistakes will be made!

HAIKU #901

During a snowstorm

It's cozy and heartwarming

To light a candle