HAIKU #879

Hate has love in it

The real opposite of love

Is Jake Gyllenhaal

HAIKU #878

I'm fairly certain

I can figure out how to

Eclipse Taylor Swift

HAIKU #877

If you love someone

But your love is self-absorbed

Then it isn't love

HAIKU #876

Without a good heart

The head and the appetite

Conspire to your doom

HAIKU #875

When I was a kid

They said I was too skinny

To write poetry

HAIKU #874

Shakespeare said it best:

A rose with a fucked-up name

Would still be sweet, bro

HAIKU #873

I don't watch baseball

Unless it's playoff baseball

And drinks are involved

HAIKU #872

What are clouds made of?

I'm pretty sure no one knows

They sure look soft though

HAIKU #871

One way evil works

Is by making us want things

That won't satisfy