HAIKU #851

Faith is all you need

Works are a built-in feature

As wetness to rain

HAIKU #850

It feels good to get

Attention on Twitter from

My burner account

HAIKU #849

Those who argue well

Often have an openness

To opposing views

HAIKU #848

My new snack of choice

Is honey roasted peanuts

Mixed with pretzel sticks

HAIKU #847

Inspiration comes

Not steadily, but in waves

Giant sexy waves

HAIKU #846

It's weird how often

Weather apps say it won't rain

As it starts raining

HAIKU #845

You will lose less stuff

If your pockets have zippers

And you're not too drunk

HAIKU #844

Improving your life

Means in certain areas

Raising your standards

HAIKU #843

The USFL

Is the Unnecessary

Summer Football League