HAIKU #842

Bad choices get made

When we think of what we'll gain

And not what we'll lose

HAIKU #841

Unlike in the past

When I hear "Cotton Eye Joe"

Now I lose my shit

HAIKU #840

Nothing makes me scared

Except watching Tom Cruise climb

The Burj Khalifa

HAIKU #839

Happy Father's Day!

Even to the non-fathers

Especially me

HAIKU #838

My Twitter inbox

Is filling up with fan mail

From Dua Lipa

HAIKU #837

The savvy drinker

Takes his time with a glass of

Diet Mountain Dew

HAIKU #836

If robots attack

At least they can't use magic

Oh shit! I was wrong!

HAIKU #835

I'm an alien

Pretending to be human

When I feel like it