HAIKU #742

Whenever it rains

I say to the plants outside,

"Drink up, little friends!"

HAIKU #741

It's most important

To have a sense of humor

During troubled times

HAIKU #740

My new big thing is

Sipping an energy drink

Out of a wine glass

HAIKU #739

New research confirms

That no matter what you do

It's super racist

HAIKU #738

If you want to see

The world's most giant baby

Look up LeBron James