HAIKU #390

Coupons have purpose
Only if they get redeemed
People are coupons

HAIKU #389

Want a healthy life?
The key is moderation
I can't get enough!

#MoreModeration #MoreMoreMore

HAIKU #388

I'm not what I want
Or what you want me to be
I'm how God made me

#StrangeChoice #FeelTheSensation

HAIKU #387

It feels safe to say
That Miley Cyrus peaked when
She sang "Wrecking Ball"

#RealTalk #HardTruth #OctoberBaseball

HAIKU #386

Being a DJ
Is mostly a matter of
Picking slammin' tracks

#FuckUpTheDancefloor

HAIKU #385

Life is that nightmare
Where everything is broken
One day we'll wake up

#RunToTheSunlight

HAIKU #384

Eating apathy
Won't sustain your spirit when
You're starving for love

HAIKU #383

Anyone who's wise
Will show great humility
So much is unknown