HAIKU #318

True love is selfless
I'd lay down my life for yours
Not givin' a fuck!

#SoBaller

HAIKU #317

If you're accepted
Only when you're at your best
You're not accepted

#RealAcceptance is #Unconditional

HAIKU #316

Status is bullshit
I'm not impressed by bullshit
Nor should you be, bro

#Down2Earth #Bros4Life

HAIKU #315

Identity thieves
Are selling me insurance
At discounted rates

#Grateful #Chosen #HeresMyCreditCard

HAIKU #314

If the world loves you
You'll give your heart to the world
And become its slave

#BlessedAreTheRejects #BlessedAreThePoor #BlessedAreTheWeak

HAIKU #313

Share what has value
To enrich or to protect
Everything else, burn

#CleansedByFire

HAIKU #312

Dear Valentine's Day
I hate you and hope you die
P.S. Send chocolates

HAIKU #311

The 90s were wack
Remember 311?
That shit was all right

#PassThePotatoChips

HAIKU #310

If life's got you down
And you're feeling all alone
Get a Yoshi, bro

#SuperMario #Bros4Life
 

HAIKU #309

People's agendas
Prevent them from seeing things
As they really are

#OpenYourHeart #OpenYourMind

HAIKU #308

A relationship
Isn't just something you have
It's something you do

#DoMe

HAIKU #307

Children with steel fangs
Cackle and devour my flesh
They reek of goat piss

#TakeBackTheDancefloor