HAIKU #282

"I love you," she says
"When I'm in the mood for you"
Every Halloween

#SpookyUndeadMegaBitch

HAIKU #281

The door is unlocked
The hallway smells of incense
The cage is downstairs

#BeOurGuest

HAIKU #280

Most social events
Are tedious distractions
That amount to shit

HAIKU #279

We must act with care
When someone else's culture
Conflicts with our own

#LOVE #PATIENCE #STRENGTH

HAIKU #278

What's now in my pants
Will soon be inside of you
My dear piggy bank

#LOOSE #CHANGE

HAIKU #277

I'm eating ramen
Watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Your move, universe

#LifeStrategy #CrushinIt

HAIKU #276

When our eyes open
Our souls will become infused
With all God's colors

HAIKU #275

Politics is rough
It brings out the worst in us
Let's watch football, bro

#AnySex #AnyRace #AnyFaith #Bros4Life

HAIKU #274

We must ask ourselves
"How much porn does a man need?"
We must answer, "Lots."

HAIKU #273

If you want to die
Only part of you wants that
So let that part die

#SoTheRestOfYouMayLive