HAIKU #272

If you're feeling lost
And you need a gigolo
You can count on me

#Loyalty #HeartOfGold #CashOnlyPlease

HAIKU #271

I wish you could hear
All the voices in my head
They're hilarious

#EmbraceYourCrazy

HAIKU #270

What's the point of life?
I think it's to conquer fear
And to become love

#EMERGE #RISE

HAIKU #269

Football is dumb, bro
But I love it anyway
Like how Mom loves me

#NFL #FeelTheLove #Bros4Life

HAIKU #268

We made medicine
Then we spent all our free time
Inventing disease

#TwentiethCenturyAdvertising

HAIKU #267

True style is timeless
Therefore it's never too late
To be an icon

HAIKU #266

Let us not waste words
For we ought to choose each word
Carefully and shit

HAIKU #265

Do but never try
Trying blocks our access to
Creativity

#ArtAdvice #NotLifeAdvice
 

HAIKU #264

Children are sacred
Even when they smell like shit
They smell like God's shit

HAIKU #263

Life gives us lemons
But we don't make lemonade
We make lemon schnapps

#DrinkResponsibly #GetCrunk