HAIKU #174

The grass is greener
But it's really AstroTurf
Fuck the other side

#LoveYourOwnSide

HAIKU #173

You control your fate
Choose what you'll do tomorrow
Set the stage today

HAIKU #172

Love's a water slide
If you decide to go down
Your face will get wet

HAIKU #171

We collect snapshots
Forming unique mosaics
Of our shared life-space

HAIKU #170

No fightin' in here
Y'all just mad because today
You suckaz got served

#Respect #Practice #DanceLikeIts2003
 

HAIKU #169

On a rainy day
We put on Lana Del Rey
Yo! That shit just rhymed!

#MoreHipHopThanHipHop
 

HAIKU #168

I enjoyed grade school
I mostly disliked high school
I love clown college

#IRELAND
 

HAIKU #167

When the Vikings play
Self-respecting fans put on
Purple underpants

#mnf #unmentionables

MAKING FACES

As a child
In the mirror
I spent hours
Making faces

I was told
Not to do it
'Cause my face
Would stay that way

So I stopped
Making faces
And I tried
Being normal

But it felt
Sad and empty
So I made
Faces again

Now I'm grown
And I see
Making faces
Is divine

God makes faces
All the time
God makes
All our faces

HAIKU #166

I apologize
For getting hot cheddar cheese
In both your nostrils

#RealPicnicAccidents2015

HAIKU #165

A bad beginning
Can lead to a good ending
All stories have hope

#Redemption #DontGiveUp
 

HAIKU #164

Don't just wait around
Life itself is your big break
It's happening now!

#GetBusyLiving #GetItGetItGirl

HAIKU #163

When you're still a kid
There's so much to discover
So let's still be kids

#ForeverYoung

HAIKU #162

Before recordings
Music was a luxury
It had to be live